The double signing

It's going to be Jenna Jameson* and Keeley to star in NCFC's new "Chris Brown Presents" DVD line.

Neil Doncaster said today: "You have to remember that a major priority for the modern football club in today's ultra-competitive marketplace is to maximise off-field activities and broaden the revenue base while leveraging all opportunites in the ongoing commercial environment. Why the f**k did you think we signed that lanky streak of piss Brown, to play football? We have now added two genuinely world class porn stars to the squad and view this as an exciting opportunity for Norwich City Football Club to break into a further off-field revenue area, thus broadening the diversity of commercial activities and ensuring a more even income spread throughout the year. We feel that this further adds to our appeal as a family club, bearing in mind the increasing popularity of pornography designed to be watched by married couples, and of course we also consider this to be a socially responsible purchase bearing in mind the priority need to assist members of the sexually disadvantaged community. This also provides a long term opportunity for Dion Dublin after he retires."

Asked if there would be any player signings as well, Mr Doncaster snapped "Some people are never satisifed" and flounced off to Bruges with Tristram.

* Whoever she might be, I have obviously never heard of her

Posted By: Old Git, Jan 25, 10:20:06