Peter Cook

There are two guys talking. The first one says:

"You know, the day I met you, I thought you were a c**t. And every time we've met since I thought you were a c**t. And it can't just be me, because everyone who's ever met you thinks you are a c**t, and probably everyone who will ever meet you will think you're a c**t. In fact, you've got to be the second-biggest c**t in the world."

The second guy thinks about this for a while.

"So the day you met me you thought I was a c**t?"

"Yep."

"And every day since you've thought I was a . . ."

"Right."

"And everyone I've ever met thinks I'm a . . ."

"You got it."

"And everyone I will ever meet will think I'm a . . ."

"Uh-huh."

"So how comes," he says, triumphantly, "I'm only the second biggest c**t in the world?"

The first guy looks at him with total contempt.

"Because you're a c**t," he says.

Posted By: Peculiar Swan, Jan 22, 15:22:05