A man goes to see his doctor

and says that his dick has turned orange.

'That's strange' says the doctor. 'I've never heard of any medical condition that would cause that. Tell me, do you work with chemicals?'

'No' replies the man. 'I'm unemployed'.

'Then what do you do?' asks the doctor.

'Well, mostly I just sit round the house watching porn and eating wotsits'.

Posted By: Old Git, Jan 22, 14:12:33