East is East (Angular)
Right - Brown, Blair and the whole f**king world are talking about it so let's get this over with up front...
At last. Around four years too late, the backlash begins. This is a nation that celebrates noble losers, but the public adoration of a self-confessed talentless thought-vacuum appears to be over. Jade Goody has to be saluted for making a successful career out of a sow's ear (and face) over the last few years, but today is Ground Zero for Talent Zero.
The latest TV advert for 'You' magazine has been broadcast, and up until yesterday it ended with a big shot of the cover, featuring a certain Goody Two-Trotters.
As if by magic, Jade's cold, dead shark-eyed smiley face has been blurred. From 'Pig's Elated' to pixelated.
'You' magazine are suggesting this is due to image rights. Holy Moly is suggesting they would rather not have the modern day Gripper Stebson's monkfish face plastered on the telly next to their logo.
Posted By: BerlinCanary, Jan 19, 16:58:56
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