Funny but true exam answers part two

Q: What is the Fibula?
>> >A: A small lie.
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>> >Q: What does "varicose" mean?
>> >A: Nearby.
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>> >Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
>> >A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
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>> >Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
>> >A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
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>> >Q: What is a seizure?
>> >A: A Roman emperor.
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>> >Q: What is a terminal illness?
>> >A: When you are sick at the airport
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>> >Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
>> >A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.
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>> >English
>> >Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
.> >A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
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>> >Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
>> >A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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>> >Technology
>> >Q : What is a turbine?
>> >A : Something an Arab or Sikh wears on his head.
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>> >These are metaphors from actual GCSE essays:
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>> >Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
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>> >His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer.
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>> >She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
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>> >McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup.
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>> >Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
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>> >Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the
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>> >Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
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>> >He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
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>> >The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
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>> >Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left York at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from Peterborough at 4:19p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
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>> >The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
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