Funny But true exam answers - part one

Geography
>> >Q:Name the four seasons.
>> >A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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>> >Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
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>> >A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
>> pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
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>> >Q: How is dew formed?
>> >A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
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>> >Q: What is a planet?
>> >A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
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>> >Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
>> >A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where then sun joins in this fight.
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>> >Sociology
>> >Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
>> >A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
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>> >Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
>> >A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
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>> >Q: What are steroids?
>> >A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
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>> >Biology
>> >Q: What happens to your body as you age?
>> >A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
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>> >Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
>> >A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
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>> >Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
>> >A: Premature death.
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>> >Q: What is artificial insemination?
>> >A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
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>> >Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
>> >A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
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>> >Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g. abdomen.)
>> >A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity

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