Piss-poor joke before I go to bed

Paddy and Sean are coming back from the pub, absolutely leathered. There are no taxis around, and as they pass the bus garage Paddy turns to Sean and says "How about we steal a bus to get home?"

"Fine idea Paddy!" Sean says. So Paddy sneaks through a gap in the fence to get a bus while Sean keeps watch.

Ten minutes pass. Fifteen. Twenty. No sign of Paddy.

"For Christ's sake Paddy, would you hurry up!" shouts Sean.

"I'm trying!" replied Paddy, "but I can't find a number 13!"

Sean comes back "It doesn't matter! Take a number 36 and we'll get off at the roundabout!"

Posted By: Capital Canary, Jan 19, 00:21:45