Talk about decisions you regret.

I live a minutes walk from my office, so at lunch time decided to pop home (bit a wind ont hurt ya).

Left the flat and a metric ton of slate fell on my head. Didn't hurt obviously, but caused me to do a skid and fall over. In the process ripped the arse out of my uber cool suit and gashed my leg, which now has twelve stitches in it.

Bollox.

Posted By: tudders, Jan 18, 17:32:54