Two major schools of thought on this.......

1) Fucking awkward and contrary for the sake of it.
2) Fucking awkward and contrary for the sake of it.

There is, of course, the alternate left wing view point of view which states that Pants is f**king awkward and contrary for the sake of it, caused by capitalist oppression.

This is strangely mirrored by the free market view which states that Pants is uber-f**king awkward and contrary for the sake of it, due to undue intervention from external parties.

In general, the consensus is f**king awkward and contrary for the sake of it.

Posted By: InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Jan 17, 13:50:14