what about if, right, once, yeah, say you had just done a bifta and the tent flaps were

damp, when a high-cheekboned Emily with a knitted Nepalese hat on did a spinny dance near your tent and then silently gurned - would you encourage her to dust off her mushrooms and fill her boots with scrumpy or thump her nose so she did a mong squeak?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jan 16, 16:55:52

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