That story in full, though...

Six teenage Wigan fans were in tears after their bus left them at Chelsea on Saturday but Leighton Baines and Matt Jackson organised a ?400 whip-round for their fares home and one of the Latics players' wives drove the youngsters to the station.

"Oooh, this car is so hot", she breathed, "let me take this silly thing off. Oooh, this new bra is so scratchy - and so are my new panties"

(the next five pages have been redacted for reasons of public decency)

"What lovely young boys you are" she said, wiping her face, breasts, navel and thighs clean. Then she winked, turned coquettishly to the window and said "did you get all that, love?" to the tabloid photographers outside...

Posted By: Odd Oriole, Jan 15, 11:29:26