got loads of texts about cheese sandwiches from a piss up bloke last night

here goes

"whilst cycling down lawrence street naked, you were pulled up by the police and asked to explain yourself, and you answered 'cheese sandwich' "

"You were spotted outside subway sandwich shop with your face pressed against the glass shouting 'CHEESE, CHEESE, I NEED CHEESE"

and

"Indian Joe was playing golf the other day and he says he saw you hiding in a bush w**king furiously with a cheese sandwich in your mouth"

:s

Posted By: pants, Jan 10, 11:26:36