You have to do more of each then.

More idle, more chocolate, more beer.

Take no exercise at all, become real slob, don't even walk to the shops, drive or take the bus.

Throw your bike in a river, lest temptation be too much.

Eat lots of sugar and fat. Haribo and pizza dream-team combination. Ice cream too, full fat stuff.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jan 9, 10:49:47