Are we after the Dick van Dyke character out of Mary Poppins? Would be a laugh...

...as some geriatric has-been tears our defence apart he could sing "chim chiminee chim chiminee chim chim-i-nee", thereby distracting said old-timer who would be overcome with an immediate urge to shake his hand "'cause that's lucky, too", allowing Dublin time to run back from the front, pick up the ball and pass it to Safri, who would then try to hang on to it for long enough for Dion to get up front again.

Well, it's got to be worth a try, hasn't it?

Posted By: Peculiar Swan, Jan 9, 10:30:46