joke

One day, three lads are sitting in the pub having a few drinks. The topic of conversation soon turns to the Guinness Book Of World Records.

The first guy looks at his hands and says " Jesus, I think i have the smallest hands in the world"

The second guy looks at his feet and says " I think I have the smallest feet in the world"

The third looks down his trousers and goes, "You know what, I think i have the smallest cock in the world"

So off they toddle to the Guinness Book of Records Headquarters. After some tests they walk out.

The first guy goes " Sure, it turns out that i DO have the smallest hands in the world"

The second guy, delighted with himself, says" Me too, looks like I have the smallest feet in the world"

The third just looks at them and says " Who the f**k is pants??"

Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 8, 17:08:01