One of these pick-and-mix spiritualists.

"We'll do your crystals first, love, to align your chakras, then give me your date of birth and I'll do some numerology, then we'll see if anyone from the other side has got any messages for you."

Tell you what, if I've got it wrong all along and there is an afterlife, I'm going to spend it putting the f**king wind up some mediums I can tell you.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jan 5, 12:42:19