Asylum seeker walks into the home office,

and gets given a car, a house, a job, a passport, a bank account, a NI number, ?10,000, freedom to do what they want, allowed to have a gun or knife for protection because where they come from it is ok, protection from deportation because it was really bad where they came from,

oh, whats that? oh really, it's not a joke. ok.

Posted By: NCFC4life, Jan 4, 16:31:14