I remember a cockney mate of mine telling me a story of him and his dad at half time

at a west ham match. He didn't actually tell me the story, though he started off going

"I remamber me and me ol man once at upton park, going for pie and mash at half time......."

Straight away I burst out laughing, his face frowned and went "what?"

"pie and mash?"

"yeah?"

*laughing*

"What's funny about that?"

Me "oh yeah, down the margate, eastenders, pie and mash, apples and pears, I met Julian Dicks in a bar in lanzarote......."

He just walked off, well pissed off :)

Posted By: pants, Jan 4, 11:42:10