Some of my favourites

try again.....

How do you get a nun pregnant?
Rape her

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire

A spastic goes to an ice cream van. The man in the van asks him what flavour he'd like. "Doesn't matter, I'm just going to drop the f**ker anyway."

What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
"Down, Syndrome!"

Posted By: romayellow, Jan 2, 12:23:14