Tesco Value Football?

How can we cut down on the cost of football at Carrow Road a bit more?

some ideas:

Sell Hucks and field a 10 man team.

Put seats a bit closer together. People with long legs can pay extra for an aisle seat.

Rent the pitch out for car boot sales on Sundays.

Stop paying the stewards and have them rely on tips from supporters.

Run a raffle for the next home win.

Change Grant's contract to part time and get the assistant kit manager to supervise the team on the days when they just do running and jumping.

Posted By: Dave in France, Dec 27, 14:50:39