That list of top chants below. Thought it was crap. Anyone got better ones ?

For me the best I've heard in recent years were:

"We've got Abromovich, you've got a drunken b***h" - Chelsea at Carrow Road

"We've got a super cook, you've got a Russian crook" - the reply.

"We're going down with Ipswich" - Walsall or Wimbledon the year we loaned Nielsen.

"What's it like to see a crowd ?" - Away fans to Wigan in their first Prem season

"He's gonna dive in a minute" - everyone to Ronaldo. And they were inevitably right.

Chelsea fans in the Compleat Angler singing Duelling Banjos complete with playing the banjo hand actions as Norwich fans walked past.

And the most disgusting:

"ssssssssssssssssssss" - Feyenoord fans to Ajax (called the Jews) referring to the gas chambers

"In de lente stuur ik jou bomben op Rotterdam" (in the autumn I send to you boms on Rotterdam to the tune of Tulips from Amsterdam) - the reply, referring to the devastation of Rotterdam during WW2

"We shoot burglars" - Snakepit

"Always look on the runway for ice" - Leeds vs Man Utd.

"Skull cap, baseball bat" - Chelsea in the Compleat Angler

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 19:07:09