JOKE TIME, OH YES!!!!!!! WOOOOOOF!!!

A bloke goe's to the Doc's to have an examination The Doc tells him

"I'm sorry but I have some bad news for you, you have a strain of Aids called HIV 556".

"What does that mean?" says the bloke.

"It means you'll be dead in 3 days" says the Doc

So he goes home and tells his mum " I've got HIV 556 I'll be dead in 3 days".

She says " Well, come down the bingo hall with me tonight.

"THE BINGO HALL !!! THE BINGO HALL I'll be dead in 3 days whats the point?"

"Just come down anyway she says".

So he goes to the bingo. Wins everything, 4 corners, any line, full house. Up comes the National Grid, he won ?87k.

The bingo caller says " Son I've never seen someone be so lucky in my life!"

"LUCKY !" he said "LUCKY. What do you mean lucky I've got HIV 556".

"FUCK ME !! You've won the bloody raffle aswell!!"

Posted By: pants, Dec 19, 15:29:05