Can only be a matter of time

The News Of The World today announced its phone poll to decide where to set its next mass murderer loose, following the success of its recent "Suffolkater" campaign.

Marketing Director Gash Flapshot said, "the punters love a good serial killer, it's the best way to shift papers. The graphic artists particularly enjoy campaigns like this as they get so much interesting work to do".

To decide where the next NOTW serial-killer-sales effort will focus, call:

0909 184 3627 for Everton
0909 184 3628 for Wolverhampton
0909 184 3629 for Stornoway

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Disclaimer - I am of course joking. The News of the World would never do this.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Dec 19, 12:26:12