A quick joke to cheer us up before Southampton beat us.

WHOOPS!!
> A Man standing at the checkout in 'Tescos', looks up and sees this gorgeous, familiar looking blonde smiling at him.
> As he leaves, he asks, "Do I know you".
> "Yes". she replys "I think you're the father of 1 of my children".
> He ponders for a moment and recalls his only night of infidelity. He then says, "Are you that lap dancer I screwed over the pool table on my stag night?"
> "No", she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher!"

Posted By: capecodcarman, Dec 16, 09:35:56