Customer support

Customer: "I can't get the menu shortcut numbers to work. It's just sitting there"
Andy (at the other end of the office from me): "Err, OK. Hit 1 on your numeric keypad and tell me what it does."
C: "Nothing"
A: "OK, put your num-lock key on"
C: "OK, right, hang on... I can't find my num-lock key ... 'ang on ... [shouted to colleague]: Sue! Come and put my numbers on for me!"
A: "Don't bother with that, just use the number keys at the top of the keyboard."
C: "Oh, no, I don't like using them. Thats where I keep my pens. It's OK now, she's put my numbers on for me."
A: * Bangs head on desk *

Posted By: roywallerslovechild, Jul 1, 17:21:49