The net is closing on pants

A CHUBBY, bespectacled BMW driver was last night being hunted by police probing the Ipswich Ripper murders of five prostitutes. ... "As the guy went past, he looked towards us. He had a chubby build, glasses and short dark hair. He didn't look creepy or out of the ordinary."

No-one's yet made the "Mark Viduka with glasses" connection, but it's only a matter of time

Posted By: Old Git, Dec 14, 09:32:25