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Check sizes against existing items by surreptitious snoop in underwear drawer (warning - do not get caught as an explanation would be tedious). Do NOT buy the red suspender belt and crotchless knicker set, whcih not only will never be worn but will mark you down as a perv for all eternity.
Posted By: Old Git, Dec 12, 16:03:59
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