what about if, right, one Satdee, yeah, say you had just drunk a loud pint of Old Knobber,

at the Kings, an a duckandchips came in an introduced herself ? Would you flip a porridge titfer and sprawl all curtainrails of treacle in order to try to make her smile, or just twink a mouse's ear, giggle a bit, tell surreal jokes and stare at your pint ?

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Dec 12, 14:25:38