Killings: press theories in full

Mail: It was a whole army of black muslim bogus asylum seekers. No question.

Times: A careful and precise study of all publically available information and the invocation of the well known legal maxim hic haec hoc huius huius huius has lead criminological experts probabilstically to infer certain characteristics of the responsible person....(ctd inside)

Guardian: Hey. Don't blame the kids.

Express: Well it certainly wasn't the Queen.

Al Jazeera: الجامعات السعودية بنصرة أهل السنة في العراق وإنقاذهم مما الجامعات السعودية بنصرة أهل السنة في العراق وإنقاذهم مما no it wasn't us الجامعات السعودية بنصرة أهل السنة في العراق وإنقاذهم مما

NME: Sympathy among the confused leads to surge in sales of latest album by John Lee Hooker

Sun: Not sure who dunnit. But here are some sensitive pictures of the dead girls' breasts.

Red Star: Capitalists slaughter socialist workers just because they own the means of their own production. Filthy imperialist swine Tony Blair said "Tea would be lovely, thanks"...

Daily Sport: Dead hookers found on Mars eating Pizza Express garlic doughballs. Flapshots pp18,19 and 20.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Dec 12, 10:32:52