A cat will be spied on a silver birch...

...a robin will mate with an albatross, a worm will burrow right through Heather Mills' artificial leg, a small meteorite will land within fifty miles of an elm tree, Jupiter will rotate, someone in Alabama will sing the blues, a Frenchman will smell of garlic, an Indian woman will ask her husband "is it in yet?", a Jack Russell will mark its territory on top of a spider with a silvery dew-glistening web, and Carl Robinson will be s**t.

Posted By: Mystic Meg, Dec 8, 16:56:09

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