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The response of a partially deaf person on thinking at first they hadn't heard the question but then realising they had and it had been "at how many revolutions per minute should I play this original seven inch single of Cliff Richard's Congratulations"?

Of course, the real answer should have been "Eh? Burn it, it's s**te", but I did say he was partially deaf

Posted By: Partial Angler, Dec 8, 16:42:26