I got one of those from Pizza Hut once: it was 10% off for a Hawaiian

Me: "Can I have a Ham and Pineapple pizza, please."
Spotty Fool: "Yes, that'll be 9.95"
Me: "It says there that there's a 10% discount."
Spotty Fool: "Only for Hawaiian pizzas."
Me: "A Ham and Pineapple pizza *is* a Hawaiian."
Spotty Fool: "But that's not what you asked for."
Me: "Alright, I'll have a Hawaiian."

Posted By: yarmyyarmy, Dec 7, 12:56:59