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O dearie dearie DEARIE me.

One of the lads at work, telling of a practical jokefest that got out of hand....... I'll skip the whole story and just give you the last one-each:

Bloke A got ratarsed drunk and fell asleep. Bloke B, seeing the opportunity, wrestled the blokes jeans down and, donning some rubber gloves, daubed a mixture of chilli sauce and vaseline around Bloke A's anus. When Bloke A awoke with a sore and lubricated arse, he was convinced he'd been sodomised.

When he found out he'd been tricked, his response a few days later was to slip into the showers at Bloke B's gym, empty Bloke B's shampoo bottle and replace the contents with Immac.

After this, I'm told, both Blokes agreed to call a halt......

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 19:29:56