A man goes into a pub and orders 12 Pernod and Blackcurrents... he lines them up on the bar and downs the first one.
Immediately he picks up the second one and downs that, and then moving along the row he downs drinks three to twelve while the barman looks on in amazement.
"wow," says the barman "you were thirsty"
"not particularily" says the man "its just that I've jsut had my first blow job"
"well, congratulations" says the barman... "why not have the thirteenth on me?"
"no thanks" the man says... "if 12 can't get rid of the taste, the thirtheenth won't."
Posted By: Pixelman, Dec 4, 22:39:04
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