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a man in the jungle goes to the pub with his pet crocodile. he goes to the bar and asks for a pint and a dead cat for the crocodile. a little latter he goes back to the bar and gets another round in. a few pints and dead cats latter, he decides to have one for the road. goes to the bar and says same again please so the barman pours a pint then says we've run out of dead cats, but we've got pigmees on special offer, the bloke says you can't give my crocodile a pigmee. the bar tender says why? the bloke says because he's a bastard on shorts

Posted By: strap_on sally, Dec 4, 17:17:03