maybe we could send them up chimneys

and generally get them to do all the jobs that kids are no longer able to do, but you still need to be little in order to do them

they'd also be great down sewers, scuttling through the pipes clearing blockages

maybe they could be employed to hand things up from the bottom shelf in supermarkets for pregnant women and fat people, especially when there's only one of an item and it's right at the back and it's really hard to get to

or maybe they should be forced to pair up with one standing on the other's shoulders with a long coat on, and then they could be as useful as one normal person

jockeys should be shot though, don't trust them, they're neither normal nor midget, just plain wrong imo

Posted By: blindasabat, Nov 30, 23:51:23