My midget story

i was queueing at the supermarket the other day and while i was waiting i was looking around at the other people in the queues next to mine. I happened to be looking at the back of what i thought was a kid when he turned round and I saw he had a goatee beard. 'that's strange' i thought to myself. Then I realised he must be one of them dwarfy people and i got on with my queueing. Then I heard the guy going (really loudly, and in french) 'yeah, so what, i'm short, yeah, i'm short, so what. I'm short, yeah. so what? I'm short'. I think he was talking to me, but i didnt turn round again to check. I just stared at my shopping and pretended to be checking i hadn't forgotten anything.

I couldn't believe it, i wasn't staring at him cos he was short, i was just looking around. And he's so f**king self centred that he thinks that people only look at him because he's one of those dwarfy people. How f**king arrogant (even for a frenchman). So from now on, I don't f**king like midgets cos they're dickheads.

anyone else got any stories about midgets?

Posted By: Dave in France, Nov 30, 21:00:44