Jim Fixx.

"Do you remember when Yul Brenner came out with that commercial after he died? I was like 'What the f**k is this guy selling?' I'm all ears. Yul comes out and says 'I'm Yul Brenner and I'm dead now cause I smoked cigarrettes.' Okay, pretty scary, but they could have done that with that Jim Fixx guy, you know the runner and health nut dude who died while jogging. I don't remember seeing his commercial.

"I'm Jim Fixx and I'm dead now and i don't know what the f**k happened. I ran five miles every day, swam two-hundred laps every morning, ate nothing but tofu I'm dead? Yul Brenner smoked, drank, and got laid every night of his life he's dead? SHIT! I used to pass by Yul on his way home in the morning, big long limousine, two girls blowing him, cigarette in one hand, a drink in the other. One day that lifes gonna get to you Yul. UUUGGGHHHH, THUMP!"

"What healthy looking corpse you were Jim, look at the hamstrings on that corpse. Look at the sloppy grin on Yuls corpse." There both dead.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Nov 29, 15:17:29