I was in Kings on Satdee night...

...got there about 6ish...couldn't see anyone I knew so I went to the bar and got chatting to these 2 old chaps...anyway, a short while later this all right piece of fluff - I was half cut, I have to confess - in a sandy coloured something or other comes up to us and proceeds to cadge a pint from one of the old boys and then gets a bit fruity with me and starts to feel my arse up...I told up her to get lost, show some respect, I'm not a piece of meat etc so she went scuttling off for a piss...imagine my surprise when said 'bird' came back from the bogs: it wasn't a bird at all - it was selwyn...

Anyways, to cut a long story short, we exchanged telephone numbers, chatted about pigs for an hour or so and we're to be married a week on Sundee...everyone's welcome, natch...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Nov 27, 13:37:13