Got slapped during the last time I heard that.
Leant over to my mate, said "Fuck me, that bird's got some cracking tits." The Mrs Horse of that era smacked me, saying "Any chance of you looking at my tits not hers." The reply of "I would if yours were as good as that" earned said smack.
Posted By: InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 27, 09:55:24
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