Whilst looking for that I found this...

MY WIFE

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the
kitchen.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and, electric bread
maker.
Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit
down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was
water in the carburettor. I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the
lake."

She got a mud-pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud
fell off.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the
garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!"

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to
interrupt her.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
...I said, Dust!"

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created
man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested

Posted By: ikidyounot, Nov 23, 17:02:34