Was Deano's paramour not Shackell but Doh all along?

Consider the alleged evidence:

- Doh allegedly seems so attracted to lithe, muscular men that he can't resist cuddling them as they run past - even when he's supposed to be playing professional football
- He's allegedly ginger
- His house is allegedly set below the level of his patio - meaning all his gardening must take place in an uphill direction
- At Christmas, allegedly he regularly gives boxes of Cadburys Fudge to his relatives. He packes the Fudges himself.
- On a school trip, during a pillow fight, he allegedly claims that a pillow inadvertently became lodged in his dental brace. Other boys allegedly say it looked more like a deliberate bite.
- He allegedly likes techno music
- In the summer, a delivery of yoghurt to his house was allegedly left in the sun too long and the yoghurt expanded. He allegedly still chose to receive the swollen goods.

On the other hand, Shackell looks a different player - one might say "considerably perked up" - when performing next to the biggest schlonger in football. So there's some evidence either way, I guess.

However, on balance, I think it's definitely speculatable that the dressing room once had its own "double D cup"....allegedly.....

Posted By: Partial Angler, Nov 22, 12:22:41