Song for Master Bates

I'm sure you can work the tune out.

When you're sitting at home, thinking "only me" I say
Hey Matthew, what do you see?
Are you still at home, all alone?
Do you reach for your cock, do you reach for your phone?
Do you take the pics, do you feel alright?
Do you want to end up on a gay website?
When you're sitting at home, by yourself I say
Hey Matthew, what do you see?

Do you see the footballer in the nude?
Do you feel the man? Do you feel rude?
Do you feel tough with your bits loose?
Do you hope this won't ever make the news?
Do you hope you won't be contacted by gays?
Just looking for novelty Premiership lays?
When you're sitting at home, by yourself I say
Hey Matthew, what do you see?

I see Gallacher, Colin, Drury,
Doherty, Shackell, Robinson,
Etuhu, Eagle, Huckerby, Safri,
Earnshaw, Chadwick, Chadwick, I SEE CHADWICK!

When you're sitting at home, thinking "only me" I say
Hey Matthew, what'll you be?
Will you be a successful football player?
Or will you be remembered for looking a gayer?
If you're playing for a team worth zero
And you spy the current Norwich hero
Will you clatter into him without warning?
And send him into the advertising hoarding?
If you see him on the ground
Will you help him up, or watch him roll around?
Will you stand aside, or sit and laugh?
As he's fitted with an oxygen mask?
Will you act like the scummiest type from afar?
Well, good luck kid, that's just what you are.

In the future, Matthew, so bright and free,
Hey Matthew, what'll you be?
Hey Hey Matthew, what'll you be?

I see Gallacher, Colin, Drury,
Doherty, Shackell, Robinson,
Etuhu, Eagle, Huckerby, Safri,
Earnshaw, Chadwick, Chadwick, I SEE CHADWICK!

It's all a game - I hope.

Hey Matthew,
Hey Hey Matthew.

I hope.
I hope.
I hope.
I hope.

Posted By: Capital Canary, Nov 21, 10:01:57