I thought that's why shorts were lengthened...

To help hold the thighs of feeble pasta eating footballers together. Luckily Delia realised the enfeebling risk the footballers typical diet posed to their wellbeing and did a deal with McCains as I recall, as our official diet suppliers. It's good to know that our 'brave boys' go out with a healthy plate of HomeFries (TM) inside them.

Posted By: Ethicalworker, Nov 20, 13:26:00