from today's fiver

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"One of his mates muttered how he had been with his wife. Paddy's face turned purple and he jumped up with a bottle and smashed it over his mate's head. His pal took a chunk out of Paddy's eyebrow. There was blood all over Paddy's shirt" - a source in the Sun explains why an almighty chunk is missing from Sheffield United keeper Paddy Kenny's face.

Posted By: blindasabat, Nov 16, 17:22:54