I like this bit......

Shane Smith, fishmonger at Asda in Ipswich, said: “I would recommend fans take a whole salmon to the match because they're big and they have a full set of teeth on them. They're pretty slimy as well.”

He misses out "They will also do wonders for my sales. Considering I get measured on these, it would be f**king great! Big bonus for me come Christmas."

Posted By: InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 15, 12:02:21