6 reasons to dislike Big Brother

1) No-one shags in it
2) Nauseating commentary
3) The contestants are egomaniacs
4) Its not reality
5) Watching it implies your own life is so tedious that the sight of someone else sleeping/making tea/scrubbing a chicken coop actually becomes interesting
6) IQ deteriorates rapidly whilst viewing. FACT

Posted By: fal5taff, Jun 29, 17:58:33