Did you...

...toss off some pancetta, then throw in two lugs of your seventeenth-best extra virgin olive oil, four smidgeons of your third-worst utter slut balsamic, four cloves of garlic and one lightly decomposed moggy. Shove it all in the blender, give it a whizz, bish, bash, bosh, add ice, have a w**k into it, whizz it up again, add four shots of creme de menthe and sell it by the statue of Nelson in the Cathedral Close for ?1.57 a snifter?

Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Nov 10, 13:43:24