got a little way through and got bored with that, but...

"The British press inform people that they should be
ashamed that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed
to suffer so while others have plenty."

would they bollocks!

what they'd actually do is start a campaign demanding that grasshopper is sent back to Zurich or wherever they come from and then demand to know how many other unknown-about grasshoppers there are illeagally in the country

Posted By: blindasabat, Nov 7, 12:34:01