Notwithstanding the flagrant incumbent Gallic grotesqueness of Monsieur Robert of Earnshaw we do seem to have attracted a right bunch of f**king plug ugly bastards of late. Think Iwan Roberts, No Neckerby, Craig Bellemyend, Simon Char-grilled-arlton, Lee Croft; who is like a exceptionally bad fat Keane frontman lookalikey.
Still, I expect Delia has adopted the tried and tested squaddie maxim of "Go ugly early and get your laundry done".
Posted By: Tomblander, Nov 4, 22:48:21
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